Bowling

How to Make a Cake

You will need the following:

a cup of water,
a cup of agave,
four large strawberries,
two pounds of cashew flour,
two cups of dried fruit,
a teaspoon of maca,
a teaspoon of sea salt,
lemon juice,
some nuts,
and a BIG bottle of raw organic wine



1. Sample the wine to check for quality.


2. Take a large bowl. Check the wine again, to be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup of it and drink. Repeat. Mix on the turner, beat one cup of cashew flour in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of maca and beat again.


5. Make sure the whine is still okay. Cry another tup. Mix OFF the turner. OFF. Chuck in the cup of fried druit. Throw in the lemon juice. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.


7. Add the Strawberries. Where's the wottle of bine gone? Stir in the agave if you can find the mixing cup and that wooden spoon thingy.


10. Now sample the wine again to check for toxinscity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something like that. Who cares? Check the wine. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add another tablepoon of maca or whatever you can find. Add some of the Wine if there's any left.


13. Grease the fridge, turn the cake tin to 850 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window, check the wine, cup another try, try again, have another drinky, where's that freezer? And go to bed.